These are the band names that aren’t taken… yet. As far as we know.

• Devilish Function
• math rock band: Central Tendency
  
• Subterranian Receiver
• Prisoners of Precedent
• Utah Electric Thundersleet
• Missouri Gaslight Hurricane
• New Writers of the Purple Sage
• Utility Monsters
• Semantic Aphasia
• Merlin’s Beard
• Joyless Orwellian Bureaucracy
• the gregarious hermits
• fabulous confabulation
  • The Confabulists
• Living Constitution
• Teutonic Shifts
• Thirst parlor
• Magnetic unicorn — violent viola (first single or album)
• Sauteed mistakes — Bulgarian prog rock, obv!
• Video warriors
• Addlepates
• Content Farmers
• Earthshine
• People Familiar With The Matter — we would tour with the People Under the Stairs, obviously
• Super Centarians
• Colorful Despots
• Prune & Morph 
• Jetpack brothel
• Spinster Society
• Squid in a box
• Slutty penguins
• Budgie smugglers
• Elephant Strippers
• Polyamorous penguins
• Asymptote
• Cats on the Internet
• Blue Screens of Doom
• Red Shift
• Trash spoons
• The late sleepers
• Facebook police
• Danger Bend
• Ban Bannon Band
• Broflakes
• Silly Bandz
• bifurcation
• Cute Ginas
• Spy hopping — what whales do
• Aphasia
• Muffin police
• Phallacy