These are the band names that aren’t taken… yet. As far as we know.
- Devilish Function
- math rock band: Central Tendency
- Subterranian Receiver
- Prisoners of Precedent
- Utah Electric Thundersleet
- Missouri Gaslight Hurricane
- New Writers of the Purple Sage
- Utility Monsters
- Semantic Aphasia
- Merlin’s Beard
- Joyless Orwellian Bureaucracy
- the gregarious hermits
- fabulous confabulation
- The Confabulists
- Living Constitution
- Teutonic Shifts
- Thirst parlor
- Magnetic unicorn — violent viola (first single or album)
- Sauteed mistakes — Bulgarian prog rock, obv!
- Video warriors
- Addlepates
- Content Farmers
- Earthshine
- People Familiar With The Matter — we would tour with the People Under the Stairs, obviously
- Super Centarians
- Colorful Despots
- Prune & Morph
- Jetpack brothel
- Spinster Society
- Squid in a box
- Slutty penguins
- Budgie smugglers
- Elephant Strippers
- Polyamorous penguins
- Asymptote
- Cats on the Internet
- Blue Screens of Doom
- Red Shift
- Trash spoons
- The late sleepers
- Facebook police
- Danger Bend
- Ban Bannon Band
- Broflakes
- Silly Bandz
- bifurcation
- Cute Ginas
- Spy hopping — what whales do
- Aphasia
- Muffin police
- Phallacy