Published by Barb Dybwad,
- 0% interest for the life of the loan!!!
- also it's not a loan1!!1!!11!one!
- you don't ever have to pay back this money EVAR!*[conniptions]*%!@#!!
RUN DON'T WALK THIS OFFER WON'T LAST*
*actually it's liable to last a long time, especially if cnelson manages to become a vampire.