• Devilish Function
  • Prisoners of Precedent
  • Utah Electric Thundersleet
  • Missouri Gaslight Hurricane
  • New Writers of the Purple Sage
  • Utility Monsters
  • Semantic Aphasia
  • Ban Bannon Band
  • Broflakes
  • Joyless Orwellian Bureaucracy
  • the gregarious hermits
  • fabulous confabulation
    • The Confabulists
  • Living Constitution
  • Teutonic Shifts
  • Thirst parlor
  • Magnetic unicorn -- violent viola (first single or album)
  • Sauteed mistakes -- Bulgarian prog rock, obv!
  • Video warriors
  • Addlepates
  • Content Farmers
  • Earthshine
  • People Familiar With The Matter — we would tour with the People Under the Stairs, obviously
  • Silly Bandz
  • Super Centarians
  • Colorful Despots
  • Prune & Morph
  • Jetpack brothel
  • bifurcation
  • Spinster Society
  • Squid in a box
  • Slutty penguins
  • Budgie smugglers
  • Elephant Strippers
  • Polyamorous penguins
  • Cute Ginas
  • Spy hopping -- what whales do
  • Aphasia
  • Asymptote
  • Cats on the Internet
  • Blue Screens of Doom
  • Red Shift
  • Trash spoons
  • The late sleepers
  • Facebook police
  • Muffin police
  • Merlin's Beard
  • Danger Bend
  • Phallacy